My Tongue In Cheek Look At Too Much Grooming…
Related: Clues Your Club is Under Grooming…
Recently for fun, I wrote the Ten Clues Your Club is Probably Over Grooming their snow trails. Hard to believe that anyone could groom too much, but anything is possible. So here they are, enjoy – and when you’re out on snowmobile tours this winter, see if you can you think of any others!
The Number 10 clue your club is probably over grooming…
When one operator can look in the rear view mirror and see a parade of groomers behind on the same trail.
Clue Number 9…
You’re probably over grooming when your trails are so smooth they make the suspension on classic sleds feel good.
Clue Number 8…
Over grooming is likely when your groomer operators start complaining they’re working more shifts on the snow than shifts at their day jobs.
The Number 7 clue your club is probably over grooming…
When the fleet tracking system crashes thanks to your overload of daily grooming data.
Clue Number 6…
You’re probably over grooming when your trails are so smooth that snowmobilers are riding while using handlebar cup holders – without spilling their coffee.
Clue Number 5…
Over grooming is likely when your fuel supplier starts giving you the same bulk discount as Greyhound Bus Lines.
The Number 4 clue your club is probably over grooming…
When you have to install shelves inside the cab of every groomer to hold its library of daily grooming logs.
Clue Number 3…
You’re probably over grooming when the decking on your bridges gets so polished it looks better than hard wood flooring.
Clue Number 2…
Over grooming is likely when your club acquires a Zamboni to put the finishing touches on your trails.
And the Number 1 clue that they’re over grooming…
When your trails are so smooth that groomer operators start phoning in sick so they can go snowmobiling instead!
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